Lame.

Today wasn't my day. Not only did I leave my wallet at someone's house, which meant no yummy in my tummy all day, I left my $10 umbrella on the bus! Staring in amazement at the legless man pull the foot-steppers out on his wheelchair, I forgot to reach for my 'brella. Like, my man you have no legs, what do you need foot-steppers for? Anyways, you're probably wondering why I'm so upset over a $10 umbrella, but when you're used to $3 joints, it's definitely an upgrade. Now if that was a Marc Jacob or Burberry one, I probably would have chased down the bus riding the back of No Leg Man's wheelchair. So I had to resolve the problem & get another $3 'brella. So f-kin' bummed out. THEN I get to work at the UGG & my day just got worse. First a supposed friend & fellow associate DEADED me [lol] for reasons I have no clue about. THEN I got a nice lil visit from Troy ["Goldfish Lib" director] & the hate just flowed. I mean when all you wear are Nudies & Moncler & your belt cost more than the 4 shifts you work a week, aren't you allowed an off day when its raining? GUESS NOT! But anyyyhoot, then the Ditz aka Store Manager counted tills wrong and we had to stay an extra 30 min in the damned heat. Smh, what a day. This only happens like 4x's a year, but the LAMES definitely won out today.